do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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