Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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