Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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