Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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