FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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