Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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