The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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