Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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