he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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