my vag is so smooth its legendary
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Never joke about your clitoris.
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