I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.