You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.