YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Little spoons don't ask big questions
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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