actually, I'm a sock model
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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