I must be too annoying 4 u.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
