Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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