Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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