i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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