don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
