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i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we made out on top of his cat.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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