bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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