Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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