i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
