Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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