the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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