Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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