one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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