Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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