Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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