FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i now understand why vodka
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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