But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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