i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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