i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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