Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
where are my eyebrows?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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