i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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