Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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