can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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