dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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