The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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