hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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