I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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