Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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