love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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