Kiss
Puke
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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