ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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