I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
