Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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