My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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