Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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