Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize