So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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