what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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