Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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