You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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