i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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