I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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